Nickname : Rowge
Nationality : English
Residence : La Harve
Squad # : 8
Position : Sniffing around some girls undies!
Interesting fact? El Capitan after concieving une poo poo blanc.

Nickname : Youf, Jenson, Jonny
Nationality : English
Residence : Charlton
Squad # : 7
Position : He likes to play in the hole...
Interesting fact? Scored the winning points in the 2003 Rugby World Cup Final

Nickname : Welsh
Nationality : Welsh
Residence : Broadway
Squad # : 11
Position : Mosies sisters room
Interesting fact? "All he needs is a moustache and he'd be in the 70's" quote - Wayne McGarvey

Nickname : Guch
Nationality : Scottish
Residence : Greenhill ghettos
Squad # : 21
Position : Pretending to be black
Interesting fact? Has a season ticket at Redditch drving test centre.

Nickname : Robe, Brute
Nationality : English
Residence : Evesham
Squad # : 4
Position : The holding role
Interesting fact? Has a quality ettiquette when it comes to eating spare ribs. Tidy and sophisiticated. I like

Nickname : Mos, Tyrone
Nationality : Polish
Residence : Sedgeberrow
Squad # : 10
Position : Standing outside his sister room.
Interesting fact? Does not like being tickled in the belly three times in a row after being told not too!

Nickname : Poles, Polar
Nationality : Afghan
Residence :  Steve Kabul
Squad # : 12
Position : Bora Bora region.
Interesting fact? Despite his appearance he's not actually a paki! That not racist by the way...

Nickname : Whee, Gumbo
Nationality : English
Residence : La Harve
Squad # : 17
Position : Between the posts
Interesting fact? Yo mo fo, hes a hairy mutha fucker. Quote me happy...